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AWER8YI LAFKSJDN ;AKLSJDF;ALSJD;FLKJASD;FKJ  CAN WE JUST NOT OMG OMGGGG

AAAAAHHHHHH I'M SO SCARED NOW

Yesterday there was this huuuuuge wasp. Someone was like "Don't kill it, bees are dying" and I was like YAAAAAAS FINALLY SOMETHING I ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT but then I looked a bit more closely and I think it was a wasp. For one, it wasn't cute and fluffy like a bee, it was a lot darker and a lot bigger.

I think it was a wasp.

I think. (I hope.)

Because someone rolled his notebook up and smacked it so pro-ly it was just amazing.

Scenario:

Competitor 1: "OMG it's a bee." (Like, she said it really, really calmly.)

Competitor 2: "What do we do?"

Competitor 3: "KILL IT!"

Competitor 4 and me: "DON'T KILL IT BEES ARE DYING!"

Me: "Wait no that's not a bee, it's too big, that's a wasp. KILL IT!"

Competitor 5: *deftly takes out and rolls notebook, eyes target, slowly moves toward target*

Competitor 5: *SMACK* *one dead wasp, one smushed window, one clean notebook*

HOW PRO WAS THAT

IT WAS SO PRO I WISHED I'D RECORDED IT

It was so pro.

I know we're supposed to protect nature, and I agree, but wasps do absolutely nothing to society.




OH WAIT I TAKE THAT BACK--I just did a google search (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftQ6A3DKKeg) and apparently wasps can a. pollinate, and b. eat pests.

Huh.

I'm sorry, wasp. Most of the time you still are a pest.